out of the office

I’ll be away for a week or so, trying to see if thirsty people in a desert will drink from a jug of patented, genuine Master Nashwan’s™ Used Bathwater. (“Drink and absorb his holy vibration.”) Meanwhile, if you visit this blog, please don’t leave your fingerprints all over the inside of my screen.

tomorrow’s links today at no extra charge

Confirmation that these are the End Times.
Technically speaking, this guy is in charge of the U.S.
Public service announcement produced by David Lynch.

auditions/movie fun

If any young men or women out there want a role in a short film–as a devotee to the great Master Nashwan–this Tuesday night is audition night. Send mail for details.
Speaking of the Master, I saw him in another role in a locally-produced full-length production called “Curtains,” a detective film noir set in 40s. Right [...]

blanks on a blank

Inspired by the forthcoming movie, “Snakes on Plane,” some people created a filmmaking challenge: come up with a 2 to 5 minute film based on a title generated at random. The title-generating software matched an animal with a mode of transportation. Example: “Badgers on a Hot Air Balloon.” “Kangaroos on a Segway.” “Dingos on Roller [...]

medicine for the bobbies

The Tribe.com SubGenius group is full of bobbies who know nothing of the church and in fact, probably have no idea of the danger they are in by pretending to be associated with it. I drop in and read it sometimes but rarely post. Recently one clueless youngster posted something about an exciting new “integrative [...]

beavers, cops, and the world’s smallest mummy

I climbed up two roped-together ladders to get to the beautifully appointed tree house at the annual party at the Church of the Weird and Bizarre Emporium yesterday. This is the house mentioned in last Saturday’s post. Didn’t stay up there long. The height and the screaming of the Blue Angels overhead made me a [...]