I was walking to my bus the other day when a woman with a notebook and a Greenpeace t-shirt caught my eye and said “Hey there, do you like your planet?” I said, “I can’t stand this place. I’m going to Mars,” and kept walking.
Currently I’m a little ticked off at Greenpeace for their anti-GM foods mania. As far as global warming goes, however, the news seems to get worse and worse, doesn’t it? It could be a tough time for our descendents. The planet isn’t in danger, however. The planet will be fine. It will take a huge asteroid or a bloated, dying sun to really hurt the planet. I’ll bet that even the thin layer of biosphere on this planet is safe for quite a while. As for humans, well, we may end up eating soylent green every day, we may regress to a small band of mutants rooting through centuries of trash for our rodent overlords, but we’ll hang on for a while, too.
Yeah, I like my planet. As for Pluto…ha ha! You ain’t one anymore! Below are Pluto and Charon: a dwarf planet and its moon.
Filed under: personal and none of your business | Tagged: greenpeace, planet, pluto
that is the most absurd thing i have ever heard.
No rodent overlords, then?