momentous decisions have been made

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1. This year Hushville will settle its quirky buttocks on DNA street, between 4:30 and 5:00–right next to Kidsville. If any children wander into our camp I’ll offer to teach them how to spit flames from their mouths. They’ll have to get Mom and Dad’s permission to learn this from theĀ  nice man in Hushville who has the lighter fluid.

2. I will not drink anything out of a paint can.