An outlaw took a stencil and spray paint and decorated the locker room at my health club. The black interior of many of the lockers had a message: “Google fema camps.” I did. It turns out that the vandal was actually a patriot, bravely and desperately trying to spread the word about the coming overthrow of the U.S. government. Apparently, the government will be overthrown by the government itself, which will then declare martial law. Freedom-lovers will be carted off to concentration camps and slave labor.
FEMA has built the camps. It’s been building them for years. Under the Bush administration, FEMA was run a by a man whose management experience consisted of running a horse breeding operation. FEMA mucked up the Katrina preparation and response on a muck-up-scale too large to really comprehend. So personally, I’m not too worried about FEMA camps that would probably fall down in a stiff wind. By the way, how do we know these camps exist? Because there are lots of videos of unidentified places with fences around them. Unidentified Fenced Objects–UFOs.
I’m proud to say that there’s a big camp right here in Washington State. In Okanogan County is a camp that can hold hundreds of thousands of prisoners. “This is probably one of the locations that will be used to hold hard core patriots who will be held captive for the rest of their lives,” according to Friends of Liberty.
Are you a hardcore patriot? If yes, you’re stashing cans of beans and ammo in remote locations and preparing for a long guerilla war against The Man. If you elude the great round-up of patriots you’ll be in the woods, shoulder-to-shoulder with Sasquatch; living by your wits until December 21, 2012, when the world ends, the rapture happens, the aliens arrive, the new age begins, the asteroid descends, Mt. Shasta levitates, and the supersonic aluminum Nazi hell machines from inside the hollow earth wreak havoc over the land. You don’t want to be stuck in a FEMA camp when all that comes down.