You may remember a few years ago when some heads-without-brains on Fox and elsewhere made up something called “the war on Christmas.” I think it was based on the fact that some major retailers were greeting customers with a generic “Happy holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” or “Let’s say a prayer for baby Jesus right now.” Lucky for us, Rebecca Watson (Skepchick, Skeptics Guide to the Universe, etc.) has a game plan for this year’s war.
Get the war on Christmas going before the war on Thanksgiving. The enemy won’t know what hit them. Then we can triumphantly charge into the war on New Year’s and by the time the war on Easter comes around it won’t matter any more.