Beware. Clam chowder soup may be part of a terrorist plan to destroy America’s kitchens. I put a bowl of the stuff in the microwave today, set a cover over it to prevent splattering, and about two minutes later…blam! The cover is blown off and the interior of the microwave is a hellish scene of dismembered clam, potato chunks, and white globs. What a mess.
Worse yet, it might not be a terrorist microwave-chowder bomb, it could be the work of a vengeful god. If I had read Leviticus first, I might have been saved. It’s too late for me, but save yourselves from unspeakable horror and possible damnation that comes from both shrimp and clams. You have been warned.