There’s a photo of several people with their arms held out to a tree, their palms flat against it, and their heads bowed. What are they doing? Tree Whispering™. They each paid $295 for a Tree Whispering™ class taught by Tree Whispering™ experts. Yes, I’m back into the Omega Institute class catalog. In this course you can learn “permission-based Green Centrics™ holistic energy healing methods.”
Most wonderful of all, if you go to the Tree Whispering™ website, you can read messages transmitted by actual trees. A redwood from California says, “… we of the high slope send our regards and are pleased that humans would consult us.” These trees sound much better behaved than those apple-throwing rascals in The Wizard of Oz.
But this is the real thing. These folks are really talking to real trees and the trees talk back. Honest. If you’d like to become a Tree Whispering™ teacher, you can, according to the website, call their headquarters in Morris Plains, New Jersey for details.
My own rules for tree talking workshops:
Choose a deciduous tree for conversation. Evergreens can be prickly and stand-offish.
Check for sticky sap and insects before laying hands on your woody friend.
Ask the tree if it needs a percentage of the class tuition fee, and how it would like to receive payment.
Avoid the subject of fire. Even jokes about fire are in bad taste.
Good luck to you. Be patient.