After completing a purchase on amazon.com, this ghastly image came up with an invitation to click on it to learn about fabulous new swimwear. Eyes wide open under water. Plastic lips. The beach party zombie look! It actually scared me.
Then I realized that the photo reminded me of something. Remember the alien call girl from Mars Attacks? Until I Googled her I had forgotten that she briefly went behind a big aquarium and achieved the same effect as the woman in the ad.
Don’t miss the first few seconds of this video of her walking toward the camera. Note the gum chewing.
Stay away from the beach this summer.