Actually, I don’t think I’ve ever shopped at Macy’s, but I walk by this window frequently. Look at Mr. Mannequin on the right. Would anyone pay actual money for cut-off jeans that you could make at home in about five minutes with an old pair of pants? Or for items you could easily find at a thrift shop? Okay, maybe you couldn’t find a vest quite this awful, but you could find a combination of clothes and colors just as dorky for $20 or less. The white legs are a little frightening, but you could do it. You could paint your legs and face clam-white to achieve this clueless zombie look.