oracle cards

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The secret can almost be revealed. I’m working on a special set of divination cards that will astonish the world with its oracular powers. These very fine cards will be sold in 35-card decks and may very well have their own Etsy page (unless a card-selling conglomerate wishes to swallow them whole and then sell them to an adoring public). These cards will be printed on rectangular-shaped hunks of dead tree material. They may be glossy.

The paw-crafted, artisanal-generated, gluten-free cards will combine both science and pseudoscience. They will put the “woo!” in woo-woo and the “sigh” in science. If you have hair, this card deck will make it stand on end. You can feel it starting already, can’t you?

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