does the super bowl have a super-spork?


I’m getting this sports stuff figured out. There’s a big game coming up; the ospreys vs. the feral horses.

osprey    SONY DSC

Each team comes from a state that recently legalized marijuana. Coincidence? Correlation? Cause-and-effect?

Here’s what else I know. If I were invited to a game party, I’d see these teams throw, carry, and kick an oval ball up and down a field. Massive amounts of calories would be consumed, usually including guacamole. That’s where the bowl and sporks come in.

Now that I think about it, I don’t know why these games are called “bowls.” Is it the vaguely bowl-like shape of the stadium? Are bowling championships called bowls? They ought to be. I don’t feel like looking that up.


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