disco-handled back scratcher


Introducing the disco-handled back scratcher; a late entry in the excellent birthday present list.

A singularly festive way to relieve dorsal itches

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Hand-like five-fingered scratching action provides familiar comfort:


Sunlight is reflected back in colors representing the seven chakras, the seven seas, and the seven deadly sins.


Off-label uses*

Cat litter rake
Tofu tenderizer
Squirrel prod
Foot massager

 *May void warranty



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