Seattle residents were shocked when all Seahawks shirts were suddenly transported to heaven. This left approximately 2/3 of all citizens shirtless. While Seattleites rushed to cover their torsos, religious scholars scrambled to explain the meaning of this miraculous event.
Startling photo taken moments after the rapture:
These people had been wearing a green and silver jerseys, but now are naked from the waist up. Note that the man with the hat, not wearing Seahawks apparel, was unaffected.