rapture of the seahawks shirts


Seattle residents were shocked when all Seahawks shirts were suddenly transported to heaven. This left approximately 2/3 of all citizens shirtless. While Seattleites rushed to cover their torsos, religious scholars scrambled to explain the meaning of this miraculous event.

Startling photo taken moments after the rapture:

These people had been wearing a green and silver jerseys, but now are naked from the waist up. Note that the man with the hat, not wearing Seahawks apparel, was unaffected.




3 thoughts on “rapture of the seahawks shirts

  1. dangblog

    Thanks, Michael. I invite my readers to go to your site and read yet another interpretation of one translation of one religion’s scripture.

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